stonerchip 

this is a word used to call someone who loves a fat smoke but can never afford it , loves to say “smoke a fat jabba kid”

he tells everyone he’s not addicted but can’t go more than 10 mins without a fat jabba

a stonerchip is someone we can all relate to but may not need in our lives as he owes everyone money.

stonerchip-ay lad think you can give me a 3.5 on tik till thursday

plug-nah lad you owe me £60 already

stonerchip by localcrackpot October 25, 2023

stonership 

To assign or take responsibility for something knowing it will either be not done or totally fucked up.

Dude, you were supposed to pick us up at SFO not the Oakland Airport. What happened?
I know, I take complete stonership for that.

OK, which of us will take stonership for driving tonight?

stonership by DontAskMeIJustGotHereMyself April 24, 2010

Stonercident 

1. Something stupid or funny that happened only because the person was stoned.
2. Something stupid or funny that would not have happened, unless you were stoned.

1. Forgetting to put the food back in the freezer was a Stonercident.

2.Throwing the mouldy fruit in to the recycling instead of the garbage or compost, was a Stonercident.

3. Eating a whole family pack of Oreos and, ten minutes later you start looking for the Oreos again so you can eat them, is a Stonercident.

Stonercident by Monthego December 24, 2022

stonership 

a stonership is a special friendship that two people have together that get along like a house on fire whilst stoned. You two want get stoned together at the same time and want to do exactly the same thing together whilst stoned. You both want to mong out together when you're in the 'mong' frame of stoned, you both want to go on totally awsome adventures together when in the 'i love you' frame of stoned, you both want to dance and run and sing and LALALA whilst in the 'high-per' frame of stoned, and so on. This stonership will last a life time.

"i love you man, this is the best stonership i ever had, dont leave me man"

"dude, if we cant get past, can we get.. future" - "omg man"

"THIS IS FUCKING EPIC"

stonership by HanLamb February 22, 2013

Stonerchickk 

Stonerchickk is this chick who loves stoneing infidel

"That girl is such a stonerchickk"

Stonerchickk by stonerchickk February 18, 2019

Stonercise 

The act of forgetting to do something due to smoking marijuana and the additional exercise that comes from it.

I never get angry when I've forgotten something at the place I've just smoked weed because I'm getting stonercise!

Stonercise by G IN DESIGN February 4, 2018

Stonecipher 

A hole or opening in an object that shouldn't exist. In particular, one that is a result of poor engineering and/or manufacturing. Stoneciphers can and often do lead to catastrophes. Named for Harry Stonecipher, CEO of Boeing from 2003 to 2005, who said "When people say I changed the culture of Boeing, that was by intent, so that it's run like a business rather than a great engineering firm.

The 737 door plug blew out leaving a gapping stonecipher.

Stonecipher by AngryEngineer59 January 15, 2024