stonemuffin

A person that gets completely fried or stoned before school or any other event where it isnt good to show up under the influence.

"that bitch is a stonemuffin"
a what?
"STONE MUFFIN!"

by chantal heartbreak November 25, 2005

Stankmuffin

A smelly vagina having an odor intoxicating like that of a muffin out of the oven.

-Jack: Dude I want her stank muffin!

-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!

-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!

by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

stuntmuffin

a good-looking female stunt artist

Film goer #1-The stuntmuffin in for Angelina certainly had nice buns. I would.
Film goer #2- Yes, so would I.

by henapen August 9, 2006

Stoogemuffin

A made up word to replace a swear word.

That "Stoogemuffin" is so lucky i didn't kill him.

by L. Ed December 2, 2007