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stoned up 

To get the balls to do something. To gain courage.
He finally stoned up and told the bitch to get the fuck out!
stoned up by Mike Fr March 22, 2007

stone up 

To find some courage.
Dude, quit being a pussy. Just stone up and do it!
stone up by Table 14 Seat 6 June 6, 2018

stoved up 

Stiff or inflexible
"Mimi is all stoved up after riding in the car all day"
stoved up by Nancyism November 29, 2013

stone up 

To behave boldly. To act like a man and rise to a challenge
Seat 7: Come on, if you straddle this bet, I'll blind raise $15.
Seat 6: I don't straddle, besides, $15 is too small.
Seat 7: Well what do you want?
Seat 6: Stone up and bet $50
stone up by Table 14 Seat 6 May 15, 2018

Turning the stone up

When one mate in a marrital commitment is caught by a third party trying to remove their wedding ring in contemplating approaching someone with the intent of breaking the wedding vow. In short, the intention of cheating on the other spouse. The action of removing the ring is caught and approached by the prospect, and the return excuse by the married member is: "I was turning the stone up", referring to the embedded stone in the ring and positioning the ring to display the stone topside!
Bob was at the bar and was caught "turning the stone up" by a hot female he just met! She asked what he was doing when he was trying to remove his wedding ring on approach.
Turning the stone up by d.e.m.o. November 9, 2011

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke 

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.
"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."