stomagus

Whenever you have a whole bunch of stomach gas inside of your stomach from eating takis instead of eating it at home

omg! did you get stomagus today because you didn’t eat your takis at home today!?

by duhbestopens February 26, 2022

Stomagasm

Noun. The brown shiny love-chunk deposited from the soft opening in the stomach designed for a colostomy bag, usually after a particularly gratifying session of stomalingus.

Lee: Oh Danny! Danny! Faster! You are so skilled with your tongue around my unnatural intestinal opening, I think you're going to bring me to stomagasm!

Danny: *retches* *spits beige saliva*

by Brixtom August 27, 2012