stockey

short people with a lot of muscle that will fuck your day up quick if you piss them off aka lil man syndrome

damn, dat mofos stockey as shit.

by Stoney-Montona January 13, 2005

Stockey

A stockey is someone who acts like an asshole, looks like an asshole, and is generally an asshole.

Max 1 "Man, that guy is a complete asshole!"
Man 2 "Yeah, tell me about it. Hey Stockey, you're a cunt!"

by commode September 29, 2008

Hot Stockey Steam Roll

A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.

Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.

Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"

by Stockey October 21, 2008

Eye-sockey

Another word for Ice Hockey.

Nowadays, it's more in the minor leagues that they play the old Eye-sockey.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 16, 2019

cocky stocky

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.

Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"

by MUSH123 December 17, 2011

Stocksy

an epic youtuber, bmxer, entrepreneur to sub

if you don't sub to Stocksy you're a nonce

by 911 pilot September 7, 2020

Stokey

A true hero.

Someone who does incredible things.

He's such a Stokey, saving those kittens from the house fire.

by Mystiqueela September 6, 2008