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A stockey is someone who acts like an asshole, looks like an asshole, and is generally an asshole.
Max 1 "Man, that guy is a complete asshole!"
Man 2 "Yeah, tell me about it. Hey Stockey, you're a cunt!"
Stockey by commode September 29, 2008
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Hot Stockey Steam Roll 

A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.

Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.
Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"
Hot Stockey Steam Roll by Stockey October 21, 2008

Eye-sockey

Nowadays, it's more in the minor leagues that they play the old Eye-sockey.

cocky stocky 

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.
Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"
cocky stocky by MUSH123 December 17, 2011
an epic youtuber, bmxer, entrepreneur to sub
if you don't sub to Stocksy you're a nonce
Stocksy by 911 pilot September 7, 2020
A true hero.

Someone who does incredible things.
He's such a Stokey, saving those kittens from the house fire.
Stokey by Mystiqueela September 6, 2008