stockey

short people with a lot of muscle that will fuck your day up quick if you piss them off aka lil man syndrome

damn, dat mofos stockey as shit.

by Stoney-Montona January 13, 2005

Stockey

A stockey is someone who acts like an asshole, looks like an asshole, and is generally an asshole.

Max 1 "Man, that guy is a complete asshole!"
Man 2 "Yeah, tell me about it. Hey Stockey, you're a cunt!"

by commode August 4, 2008

Hot Stockey Steam Roll

A person shits himself in a dooner, rolls himself up nice and tight, masturbates and cums on himself whilst rolling back and forth, leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes.

Alex: "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Al: "You're fucked, cunt!"

by Stockey August 25, 2008

Hot Stockey Steam Roll

A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.

Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.

Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"

by Stockey September 2, 2008