Stockdale

A person with a massive brain and superior intellect. Visually they look like a Mekon or one of the weird freaky creatures from the film 'Mars Attacks'. They always write in a way that tries to make everyone else seem stupid and spend most of their life trolling the internet and playing computer games. They probably love talking about food and shop at Waitrose, probably.

you want me in your quiz team? sorry, I ain't no Stockdale

Stockdale by Blasphomy_fb December 15, 2011

Stockdale

Typically the last name of CIA agents, just ask them. Typically they grow up in rough neighborhoods and move to the west coast. They never lie and always want to support the ambitions of those the love and like. If you know a stockdale born after 2007 they are the gen z equivalent to a chad except they are smart too.

Hey Stockdale how are you.

Stockdale by JD könig February 3, 2021

stockdale slums 

almost northwest bakersfield, ca. from north stine to north mcdonald way, and stockdale highway to joseph drive.

less go hit up the liquor store outside of stockdale slums, nigga, shit's cheap.

stockdale slums by bonesisaddicted July 7, 2009

Stockdale High 

A high school in the South West of Bakersfield. Once filled up with whites. Now they have different races. Not the school to attend due to the fact that there are many fake girls and guys who think they're the best at everything. So many potheads and jocks. This school, is the school that thinks they are hard. The unoriginal school.

that bitch goes to stockdale high.
she must be fake.
yes and her boyfriend thinks he is hard.

Stockdale High by Daddyyyy<3333 May 5, 2010

Stockdale Syndrome

In psychology, Stockdale syndrome is a term used to describe a paradoxical psychological phenomenon wherein an individual misguidedly protests his innocence to his captors when he is, in fact, guilty.

We got arrested last night. At the police station one of the boys totally lost it - developed Stockdale Syndrome and reckoned he had nothing to do with it. Embarrassing.

Stockdale Syndrome by Satchman999 June 8, 2011

Stockdale High School

The most diverse school in Bakersfield, California. Filled with e-boys and e-girls, jocks, druggies, asians, a police officer that cheated on their wife for a school counselor, and the popular kids that peak in high school. Kids from here either become really successful and go to their dream university or become losers that stay in Bakersfield to smoke pot everyday and work a 9-5 job. They’re also very culturally inclusive and LGBTQ+ supportive. They love the BLM movement and not a lot of racists go to this school.

I love and hate stockdale high school at the same time. It’s just filled with a bunch of weirdos.

Stockdale High School by Godlystaff June 17, 2020

Stockdale High School

The most diverse school in Bakersfield, California. Filled with e-boys and e-girls, jocks, druggies, asians, a police officer that cheated on their wife for a school counselor, and the popular kids that peak in high school. Kids from here either become really successful and go to their dream university or become losers that stay in Bakersfield to smoke pot everyday and work a 9-5 job. They’re also very culturally inclusive and LGBTQ+ supportive. They love the BLM movement and not a lot of racists go to this school.

I love and hate stockdale high school at the same time. It’s just filled with a bunch of weirdos

Stockdale High School by Godlystaff June 17, 2020