Slang for a 32 year old Australian man who makes writes mindblowing songs and is the best active guitarist in the world. Also has an afro, kick ass beard and wicked cool boots.
A person with a massive brain and superior intellect. Visually they look like a Mekon or one of the weird freaky creatures from the film 'Mars Attacks'. They always write in a way that tries to make everyone else seem stupid and spend most of their life trolling the internet and playing computer games. They probably love talking about food and shop at Waitrose, probably.
The best friend anyone could ask for. She is beautiful but doesn’t know it, funny intelligent and a bit of a spazzzzzzzz! Everyone has a crush on her but she is an independent woman and doesn’t need anything from anyone! She has a number one best friend forever Alexa Fantauzzi and they are the best and most powerful women you will ever meet; and if any man wants to date her or her best friend they better treat them like queens!
Guy: omg Yasmine Stockdale is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen and her best friend is really hot too.
Me: well if you want any of them you better spoil them and treat them like queen cuz if you don’t you might just wake up on a mattress in the middle of the sea!