Stinky Indian

A sexual act in which one partner covers themselves in feces and sticks a small red dot on their forehead(usually a gem of some sort). Then proceeds to chant "ringa dingy dinga dingy" repetativley while viciously bouncing their shit covered vagina or anus on their partners penis while also pretending to stir a pot of curry.

Alan: Yo man is that Virginia over there?
Kaleb: Yea she's hot as hell, and I heard she's down for a Stinky Indian

Stinky Indian by SexyMOFUCKA January 28, 2025

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Stinky Indian Shotgun

During an evening with family and friends at an Indian restaurant, consume large quantities of spicy Indian food that will be sure to liquefy and ignite your poo. Later on when you are with your loved one and feel that your poo has arrived, there will be a very good chance that you shall fart at the same time. Take careful aim, as the fart will cause the hot liquid poo to rocket out from between your cheeks and splatter into the face of your loved one and the surrounding scenery. Also known as the "Backwards Bukaki."

You: Dear god, a burglar broke into my house recently.
Others: Holy taintstain! Are you all right?
You: Don't worry, I ate much Indian food that night so I gave him the 'ol Stinky Indian Shotgun!
Others: Good job!
You: Yea, he's been in the hospital for three weeks now. Do any of you know a good method for washing poo out of the drapes?

Stinky Indian Shotgun by Ashfak Shnitzelwitz March 23, 2008

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Stink of Indians

Stink: plural, to describe to a group of Indians , similar to a school of fish

My car is parked over there, next to the stink of Indians.

Stink of Indians by Bashir awwad November 2, 2025

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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