stiley

Absolute unit

Did you see that absolute unit at the party the other night? Classic stiley

by Derek666 February 20, 2021

Stiles

He is kind, smart, funny, sarcastic , and everything you could possibly want in a person. Not only did he save his best friends but, he saved THE ENTIRE TOWN! Not to mention the fact that he is hot as hell!! He is a loveable dork who will definitely win your heart! And he is played by the to perfect for this world actor Dylan O'Brien

I wish I had someone like stiles...

by Damn_Daniel117 May 30, 2016

Stiles Stilinski

Hot and nerdy best friend of the main character, Scott Mcall, in the TV show "Teen Wolf". Hilariously sarcastic and one of the best characters on the show. (PLAYED BY DYLAN O'BRIEN)

Scott: "Stiles... if you have it, we'll do something. I'll do something."

Stiles: *cries and hugs bff*

We all <3 Stiles Stilinski!!

by P5YCH0P4TH June 24, 2016

stilesexual

When you are in deep love with Stiles Stilinski and would get ran over by a sexy blue jeep for him.

Someone: what is your sexuality?
Me: oh I’m stilesexual

by Sterikship123 December 31, 2020

smiley gladhands

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

Stiles

The type of guy you just love forever. A Stiles just wants things to be ok for everybody and does everything to try to make that true. Amazing boyfriend material and could probably get any chick he'd ever want. Might get into some shit he probably shouldn't but he's never a fuckboi. Might not be the pasty white boy some of y'all are thinking of

"Damn that dude is a stiles...all good looking and friendly and shit"

by m0th3rdeare$t November 24, 2016

Freaky Styley

1. Something that is so cool, hip, funky, awesome, kick-ass, or far out that it is difficult to describe. Often describes something strange or unique. Originates from the Red Hot Chili Pepper album by the same name, circa 1985.

2. Something Red Hot Chili Pepper fans describe themselves as, in a proud sense. Originally from the song "Freaky Styley" by the Chili Peppers.

1. Damn, dude, that Chili Pepper song is freaky styley!!

2. Say it out loud, I'm FREAKY STYLEY and proud!

by Cody C. May 23, 2006