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stiff whisker

when your cat comes at you, purring, meowing, licking your cheeks, rubbing its body against your face, thirsty for attention but you decide to ask it about its political views and ethical values because your cat needs to learn that it cannot impose its will on you and must be domesticated by all means.
Miezi, bloody stiff whisker, tried to do it again!

Fuck off, Miezi. Wait..
by Krkič May 8, 2019
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Whisker Sniff

When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.

Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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