Stiff dick
A hard one
Stiff dick by Reaalme February 12, 2018
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Stiff Dick
Stiff Dick by Deeznuz July 10, 2018
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he got his dick knocked stiff
When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
he got his dick knocked stiff by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023
“Stiff dicks and airplanes”
Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “
“Stiff dicks and airplanes” by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018
Sniff Dick
A sniff dick is a person that does two things.
1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.
2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.
1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.
2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.
Kevin Hart "SHE AIN"T GOT NO NIPPLES!!!"
Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"
The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.
Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"
The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.
Sniff Dick by ConnectTheDots May 5, 2014
stiff dickium
A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.
The opposite of shitanium
The opposite of shitanium
stiff dickium by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025
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