Stiff dick

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A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

Stiff dick by Reaalme February 12, 2018

Words you can keep

Stiff Dick

A man who can't work his penis right for his woman

Jack can't a stiff dick to get hard to smash Jillian correctly in the bedroom.

Stiff Dick by Deeznuz July 10, 2018

Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

Stiff Dick Baby Killer by Plutocratic April 30, 2024

he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

he got his dick knocked stiff by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023

“Stiff dicks and airplanes”

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

“Stiff dicks and airplanes” by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

Sniff Dick

A sniff dick is a person that does two things.

1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.

2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.

Kevin Hart "SHE AIN"T GOT NO NIPPLES!!!"

Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"

The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.

Sniff Dick by ConnectTheDots May 5, 2014

stiff dickium

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium

Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium

stiff dickium by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026