Stiff dick

A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

by Reaalme February 12, 2018

Stiff Dick

A man who can't work his penis right for his woman

Jack can't a stiff dick to get hard to smash Jillian correctly in the bedroom.

by Deeznuz July 10, 2018

Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

by Plutocratic April 30, 2024

he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023

“Stiff dicks and airplanes”

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

Sniff Dick

A sniff dick is a person that does two things.

1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.

2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.

Kevin Hart "SHE AIN"T GOT NO NIPPLES!!!"

Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"

The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.

by ConnectTheDots May 5, 2014

stiff dickium

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium

Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium

by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025