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As defined by John Lennon: Take two new #2 pencils and your chick. Have her kneel down before your exposed dick. Put the eraser end of the pencils in each ear and pull her towards you using the pencils and shout, "Suck it, bitch!"
I got two new Tyconderogas left, baby. Let's play stickball.

After the SATs, I played stickball with this babe who sat in front of me.
stickball by Stashik June 20, 2005
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Stikkball 

Stikkball is an image in which a man is laying down on a medical bed with a stick has impaled him through his testicles and up out of his stomach. The image is usually associated with the purple army discord
post stikkball on discord
Stikkball by ScuffedBillGates January 23, 2019

Slickball 

When you pee on the side of the toilet bowl so that it makes less noise
John: Dude, I have to go to the toilet, but I'm scared I'll wake everyone up
Steven: Bro, just Slickball it, you'll be fine

stickability

The ability to stick to a particulally hard job, trade or another type of thing.

Also see: persevere, sticktoittiveness

Also see phrase: Rough it out
This person has to have alot of stickability.
stickability by Noodles McTavish January 19, 2009

stinkwallet 

the filthy burger curtains of a whore that you should probably sober up for.
stinkwallet by fhead September 14, 2003

stinkyballs 

not to be confused with stinky ball or stinky balls.

n. 1. slang for feces, usually when it's not a long, but rather a lot of hard, cylindrical balls. the 'stinky' part comes from the fact that, well, it fucking stinks.
man I just did stinkyballs in my pants, It's gonna be a squishy night at the bowling alley.
stinkyballs by Peven glugh October 30, 2013

Stockhall 

A commonly used phrase in Adelaide, South Australia to describe someone who has consumed too much alcohol within a short period of time, and is therefore acting in a manner that is unacceptable.
"He's gone & pulled a Stockhall. He threw up on a lady on the bus", "Oh no, he pulled a Stockhall", "Don't drink too much! You don't want to pull a Stockhall"
Stockhall by @sedygildos November 16, 2015
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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