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A devastating smack to your enemy that causes him extreme pain and likelihood to fumble the football.

Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Madden 2005
Catrina: How did you do on the Calculus exam?

Me: I hit sticked that exam. I didn't miss a single question.
To give somebody a beating.

It's from Madden 2005. If you properly utilize the hit stick you can really lay a huge hit on the ball carrier. The term can also be used outside the game though.
Bill: You are such a tool. *walks away*
You: I swear to god. If he calls me that one more time I'm going hit stick him.
hit stick by Krados January 21, 2005

hit a stick 

when you fuck a basic white stick bitch with no ass
bro#1- did you get some last night?
bro#2- yeah bro, i totally hit a stick

hit the stick 

ladies.. this means that your going to use your dildo tonight
alright goodnight derek im going to go hit the stick

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick 

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.
Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

hit the acorn with a stick 

When someone went to far saying an insult or something bad to a person
girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”