A gathering of male friends and acquaintances for the sole purpose of listening to Rock-and-Roll
music, pounding beers and Tequila shots, consuming wings and bratwursts, swapping
music, smoking stogies, telling farting, fishing and any humorous stories.
Definitions:
Host: Person who
will host the event and is required to provide an appropriate level of stereo equipment, older vintage gear with CD/MP3 inputs is most desirable. The Host defines acceptable
music and attire at the event. I.e., participants should remove shoes before entering; this is known as the "Dawn Rule", invocating "The House of Slippers" designation for said location.
Penalty Flag: This happens when
music violations occur. Acceptable
music is defined by the Host or by a majority of the group; the Host has absolute veto power.
Penalty Shot: Offenders of the
music violations are required to have one shot of quality Tequila per incident. Additional Penalty Shots can be levied, compound infractions can and
will occur.
Rules:
Each person
will take orderly turns playing a single song and is responsible for knowing when it's their turn; ensuring that the previous songs are ended appropriately. Ending songs prematurely,
music over-runs, miscued selections and lateness will result in a Penalty Shot.
It is customary to end with a meaningful song; a selection from Ted Nugent is preferred.
Hey
Jeff, why don't you host a Stereo Night next Tuesday after
work. I picked up some great tunes and stogies the other
day, you've got to check them out!
