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An area in Tower Hamlets that is over-populated by Bengalis...which makes it the finest place of London's eastend...however, due to the gradual increase in Somalian people, this may not be so becos nobody likes Smellians...
"sling yer 'ook outta Stepney u fackin Smellians"
Stepney by 5m0k3y July 15, 2007
Exo-skeleton of a cockroach, brain of a human, metabolism of a hummingbird and pincers of a pistol shrimp. Survival instincs of a tardigrade and political beliefs of a nazi. He's the fastest draw in the west and an all round good chap. Handsome too! Ladies love a Stepney.
Wow, did you see that Stepney walk past just then?
Stepney by Steppers2 October 10, 2020
a very vibrant person that can always make you smile. she is the best friend you will ever have and she will be the sunshine in your life.
Everybody needs a friend like Stepney.

Stepney is the sunshine in my life, and it never rains when she is around.
Stepney by MichaelaxP January 23, 2011

Stepney rascals 

Stepney rascals is another name for your testicals
I got kicked in the Stepney rascals, I’ve got quite a bad rash on my Stepney rascals

Stepney All Saints 

A dogshit school filled with stupid motherfuckers who don't know anything. The headteacher is another wanker who has his priorities in the wrong places. There are a few sick teachers but for the most part, they're shit

A Church school filled with Asians, what more could you ask for. They need to realise there's more to the school then trying to suck up to the education board with a great appearance and shitty teaching
Person 1: Man I can't wait to leave Stepney All Saints, that place was a shithole worth nothing
Person 2: Don't lie though, you gonna miss them peng tings you always talk about
Person 1: Nah, they're clapped anyways. I need to go learn something fr
Stepney All Saints by ADSAM BITCH January 31, 2021

stepney weasel 

an Ecstasy Tablet, a pill, a round'un...
''Ere mate know where i can get any stepney weasels?''
stepney weasel by Alex Wright October 12, 2005

Tony Stepney 

A talented person who can please any girl with a muscular physique and unexpected personality
Tony Stepney is a All around good person
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