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i hope you step on lego 

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony
Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

I Hope You Step on a Lego 

“I hope you step on a LEGO” is a phrase often used as a retort in rage comics and reaction images to express one’s resentment towards someone who has done something unpleasant as to deserve punishment or ill-fortune, such as accidentally stepping on a LEGO brick.
A: I hope you burn in hell!
B: Bitch please!
A: I hope you step on a Lego!
B: Don't ever say that again, you sick bastard.

step on a lego 

when u accidentally step on a small piece of plastic meant for kids 12 and younger and your foot feels like it's been dipped into the fiery burning pits in the depths of hell
Johnny! Come clean your room before I step on a Lego!

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot 

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.
Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

go step on a lego

Go away stop bugging me and because i can't think of any other good comeback.
When someone you hate tells you something and you can't think of any good comebacks you say go step on a Lego.
go step on a lego by Elfling June 23, 2014