step on lego
The worst thing one can wish to another. Stepping on legos barefoot causes an immense pain and is to be considered agony in it's purest form.
step on lego by 9chat June 8, 2016
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i hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad
i hope you step on lego by Yermy Battled Warter October 1, 2017
Step on a lego
Step on a lego by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
I Hope You Step on a Lego
“I hope you step on a LEGO” is a phrase often used as a retort in rage comics and reaction images to express one’s resentment towards someone who has done something unpleasant as to deserve punishment or ill-fortune, such as accidentally stepping on a LEGO brick.
A: I hope you burn in hell!
B: Bitch please!
A: I hope you step on a Lego!
B: Don't ever say that again, you sick bastard.
B: Bitch please!
A: I hope you step on a Lego!
B: Don't ever say that again, you sick bastard.
I Hope You Step on a Lego by sirwoo June 15, 2013
step on a lego
when u accidentally step on a small piece of plastic meant for kids 12 and younger and your foot feels like it's been dipped into the fiery burning pits in the depths of hell
step on a lego by 3.1415926358979323846264338327 June 5, 2017
I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot
Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."
I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015
go step on a lego
When someone you hate tells you something and you can't think of any good comebacks you say go step on a Lego.
go step on a lego by Elfling June 23, 2014
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