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A teenage boy who usually carried fireworks in his pockets.
He used to be fat and had sexy blond highlights,
but now he lost weight and is a big ass scene kid.
Guys hate him now cuz he gets all the girls.
He wishes he had Naomi Davies and that he actually got into Peri's pants that night.
"stelmas pants are getting tighter everyday, " - naomi
" I know, where does his package go !?"- peri
" dude, mr.g took it. " - naomi
stelma by NaomiandPeriarebomb. June 29, 2008

Stellato 

1. The lowest possible standard for sexual desperation.
2.
a. Abject sexual failure.
b. Fugly.

ORIGIN: (ca. 1975, Long Island, NY, Amer.)
It's Pride Weekend--even Stellato gets laid.
Stellato by Ingrid L. November 1, 2007
Stela the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet in your life. Take care of her and appreciate her because if you make the mistake of not treating her like the queen she is you’ll regret it and somebody else will. She has the most amazing taste in the world i swear she has the exact same opinions as you on almost everything. She is the most lovable and easy to love person ever. You want to be with her and around her all the time because she makes everything better. She brings good vibes all the time and there is never a dull moment between you. You never have to force a conversation it just flows so naturally as if you were soulmates and meant to be. It’s never hard to talk to her and although you have the occasional fight you two will work it out because you know a petty fight is not worth losing the absolute flurry of love you have for eachother. She has the greatest eyes you’ll ever see in your life, it is very possible you will spend days of your life just staring into her eyes and failing more and more in love every second. Her personality is exactly like yours she doesn’t take unnecessary things too serious and can joke and laugh with you which is something you cannot take for granted. i honestly could keep going and it still wouldn’t do justice to how perfect this girl is. Lastly if you see this and get any ideas that’s a shame for you because i wrote this about my stela and she is forever only going to be my stela .
I Love That Girl Stela
Stela by Jamela Stan December 18, 2020
"Wanna go to the bar later?"
"Nah, I'm playing Stellaris, there's a xeno species that needs purging"
Stellaris by DaringD5 May 26, 2020

less-than-stellar 

So far, the guitar classes I've been taking have been less-than-stellar since I haven't learned a single thing.
She is the cutest girl ever. She's smart, funny, friendly, empathetic, and all of the positive adjectives in the world. She has beautiful hair and a perfect smile. She's the perfect person and would be an amazing girlfriend.
Person A: I met the most beautiful girl the other day
Person B: Was it Selma?
Person A: Yes.
Selma by dominoguy11 December 3, 2020
The prettiest girl you will ever meet. Like LIL MAMAA, She cute. She’s a keeper. Always happy and has the cutest smile that you could stare at all day. Best person to talk to and text for hours. Pretty competitive, and is also really cute when she gets mad. She’s the girl that would be a perfect girlfriend and would be your best friend.
Jack: Didn’t you have a thing with Selma?

Eric: Yeah, damn I miss her she was Perfect

Jack: Sounds like Selma
Selma by Idkwhattosay321 June 4, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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