to go into a car high and drunk and go down springfield avenue at a 100 mph and crash into the foundation of a building and get wedged in and die on impact.
What the fuck is that? A bender that bends hard and claps bombs. Fucking bitches since he was a newborn. Gets all the hoes. He’s better at it than Zho. Buddy is a certified squid.
That Stelmach is a fucking menace, don’t play shit with this bud or he will truck you like a tank.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.