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Steve Jobs-ing it
"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced [Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
Steve Jobs-ing it by BBEmpress August 1, 2017
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steve jobs-ing
Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.
steve jobs-ing by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017
Steiner Math
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Steiner Math by Scottathan Steiner February 5, 2021
Rimjob Steve
Originating from Reddit and the subreddit r/Rimjob_Steve, it’s a name used to describe someone who despite having a questionable or offensive username, has written a wholesome and nice comment.
<AnusDestroyer420> Really unfortunate what happened here, really hoping for the best in your future. You can get through this, god bless
<Rando> We got a Rimjob Steve over here
<Rando> We got a Rimjob Steve over here
Rimjob Steve by Parabola Sexuality May 31, 2019
Steven Wilson
Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.
Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.
Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.
Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.
Steven Wilson by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013
Steven Hawkings soup eater
A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.
Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.
Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026