A car that has been colour wrapped in a disgusting colour, lowered to within an inch of its life and has oversized gold rimmed deep dish wheels, Tinted mirror windows, leopard skin dash and beaded massage seat covers... Furry Leopard print Dice, Blacked out rear lights, halogen front lights, yellow fogs, personal Numberplate with 25 numberplate screws to spell a word and a sub woofer!

Parcel drives a starnmobile these days, have you seen it? Turn up to any meet in Staines and there's a whole car park full of Starnmobiles, all competing to see who has the biggest furry Dice, the shiniest wrap and brightest halogen along with the biggest woofer...

Starnmobile by 2229Starfish October 9, 2018

Related Words

staymobile • Swagmobile • spazmobile • satanmobile • Shagmobile • Starnmobile • Suadmobile

Swagmobile

a 1994 Buick Lesabre with subs and neon lights

Damn, Glenn's got swag in his swagmobile

Swagmobile by DragonsLover August 26, 2012

spazmobile

A mountain bike with a two stroke engine.

Did you see that guy on that mountain bike? He was doing thirty miles an hour peddling backwards,what a spazmobile!

spazmobile by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 22, 2008

satanmobile

Any automobile with a license plate having "666" on it.

Look at that satanmobile!

satanmobile by Blah98468 October 26, 2005

Swagmobile

An amazingly swaggolishious vehicle designated to the drivers taste. Invisible and intangible to those without sufficient swaaaag.

Swaggy swag. Swagmobile, Sweg, Sweggy, Swaggy

Swagmobile by bubblesdabear September 25, 2015

spazmobile

A derogatory name for the automobile driven by a youth who is too wild behind the wheel, over-steering, over-accelerating and over-braking aggressively. The car's destination is most likely dorky locations such as electronic gaming stores, corporate fast food eateries and shopping malls. Yelling, twitchy, awkwardly moving high-on-life teens are predictably the passengers. The driver is often a teenager still living at home and driving a parent's car. In January 2007, the U.S. news media began reporting of incidents of increasing auto accidents involving spazmobiles, where teens were injured due to too many distractions in the vehicle.

"I've avoided quite a few collisions with a spazmobile. I can tell kids are on summer vacation."

spazmobile by Nick Estes February 16, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026