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Statisticalling 

When one spends an inordinate amount of time working on data or statistics. And likes it.
John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....
Statisticalling by Stoolie November 13, 2014

Statistication 

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.
After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.
Statistication by soul glow March 21, 2009

statisticsing 

The attempt at correctly applying statistical theory on an ECON 250 finale exam, however often failing miserably to do so.
Good luck on your final exam! Happy statisticsing.
statisticsing by Loung3r April 25, 2010

Statistebating

Publishing fabricated statistics to make those in charge look good—after firing the people responsible for reporting the real numbers.
The President was caught with his pants down, Statistebating the jobs numbers in the 2nd quarter because he was embarrassed by his failure to