staplin'

Repairing the crotch area of your pants with a stapler while wearing them.

Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

Papa Stalin

Papa Stalin is the man that will put you in Gulag and we should all worship him

Ruski: All hail papa stalin!
Western Spy: No hail eisenhower
Papa Stalin: Go to gulag you spy

by Publord Corgi July 16, 2018

Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

Ballin' Like Stalin

When you ball so hard it's as if you're the man of steel himself.

Christo: "Did you see Michael Jordan in the basketball game last night, he was on fire, he was Ballin' Like Stalin."
Tim: Yeah b, yeah."

by FangStix March 11, 2016

Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin was the soviet unions' communist leader during the 30's. He tried and failed to industrialize the soviet union by imposing communal farming and other communist bullshit. A famine ensued and a bunch of people deaded. He also inspired China's leader, Mao, to impose the "Great leap forward" ideology on his people killing millions. Great guys these commies, yeah...

Joseph Stalin was an arrogant stubborn dick.

by John()Smith February 5, 2019

Tropical Stalin

An amazing alcoholic drink. It is made with a combination of vodka, sprite, and tropical fruit juice. First add ice to your glass then add approximately 2-3 shots of vodka. Then add a good amount of sprite. Finally top it off with the fruit juice. Your drink should be around a 30% vodka, 50% sprite and 20% juice. Enjoy

1 "Hey man I made Tropical Stalins do you want one?"
2 "Yeah those things taste great!"
1 "Wow these things remind me of our last trip to Montreal"
2 "Oh yeah thats when Jimmy lost his tooth. He looked like that guy from the Hangover."
1 2 "Goodtimes......"

by The Real Zimmer June 2, 2011

Stallin

The act of avoiding someone in a relationship.

This bitch won’t reply to my snaps, why is she stallin?

by Rob343434 July 4, 2018