staplet

A tiny stapler. Also the result of autocorrect failing to correct "stapler" or "staples"

I've got really got to bind together these 3x5 note cards but I don't want to use a normal-sized stapler.

Use my staplet!

by Cheese Cannon December 6, 2017

Vince Staples

Vince Staples is a rapper from Long Beach, California. Formerly associated with the 2NGC Crips and Odd Future rap collective, Vince is one of the hottest young rappers in the game. He's known for his album Summertime 06 and Shyne Coldchain mixtape series.

Vince Staples is the best rapper out the LBC since Snoop. Coldchain the hottest thang bumpin out the city!

by Colt Donovan March 4, 2016

stapler

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

by Leon9 July 19, 2004

daquan from staples

Someone more famous than Alex from target and has stapled his way into our hearts

daquan from staples wants to be a unicorn

by Daquan from staples November 5, 2014

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

staple sauce

1. Sauce comprised entirely of staples consumed and enjoyed by "What's-Her-Face" character from "Teen Girl Squad" series, episode 9, at www.homestarrunner.com. This occurs after "Cheerleader" is run over by "Crazy Learner's Permit Girl". Staple Sauce is immortalized by Strong Bad in an unnamed song presumed to be called, "Best Friends Squad".

Staple sauce is suggested to be eaten in quantities of "heaping bowls". Staple sauce may cause death, which it did to "What's-Her-Face".

Strong Bad: "What's-Her-Face eats staple sauce, a heaping bowl of staple sauce."

by rtblechner December 9, 2008

Stupid stapler

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015