Definitions by tizzle30

staplesex 

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles?

OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off

staplesex by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

Staplesex 

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles

OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off

Staplesex by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

Mummer Cummer 

Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum

Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!

Mummer Cummer by tizzle30 October 2, 2007