The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.

Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!

Staple Gun by TheEyes629 October 19, 2010

staple gun

i shot my cat with one of these before...then i shot my rooster and it went BUCC-BUCCC-BUCCAC!!!!! really really loud

EDDIE DESERVES TO BE SHOT NEXT...it shall go through his hand ... see EDDIE

staple gun by eddie_wants_it_up_his_anus March 7, 2005

staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

staple gun by mkpk May 17, 2018

Komoka Staple-Gun

While engaging in oral sex 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop to their partner's genitals, catching them entirely by surprise and causing their pelvic muscles to constrict, resulting in an intense orgasm for the provocateur.

"Last week, Celine and I were going at it sixty-nine when I gave her a Komoka staple-gun. It was late so I went home and she hasn't returned my calls since."

Komoka Staple-Gun by PoopyLoopDeLoop November 9, 2008

Stapler Gun

A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.

You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.

Stapler Gun by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

Stafford Tower Staplegun by Tetley12 October 26, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026