stanky swanky

A hot person that has some funk going on that lessens the appeal.

Look at her all fine but she's got some stanky swanky hair that looks like it hasn't been washed in forever.

by rbmmblnd November 16, 2016

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Stanky Spanky

Noun. The act of giving and/or receiving a handjob while defecating into a toilet.

"Sharon gave Brian a stanky spanky after he ate too much Taco Bell. It was gross."

by the bees tits September 15, 2016

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swanky spanky

to be cool, to look wonderful, the most rightious person there

the woman at the party was looking swanky spanky in that mini dress

by Kathara June 22, 2008

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The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.

I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.

by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012

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stanky pudding

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.

Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."

by butlerj April 28, 2014

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