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stank willy 

A person who behaves in a manner that causes one to make the same face they would make in the presence of an actual dick that reeks.
Guy 1: Ok guys, I've got the first round.
Group: Cool.
Guy 2: Ok man, here's the money for my drink...
Guy 1: Don't be a fucking Stank Willy man! I said I've got it.
stank willy by XBroseidonX June 18, 2017
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Stink Willy 

To lick your finger, insert it in someones anus, and twist it around in the fashion of a Wet Willy.
Dude: "I was getting my girlfriend doggie style when I gave her a stink willy!"
Bro: "You licked your finger and stuck it in her butt?"
Dude: "Totally!"
Bro: "Bro Grabs!"
Stink Willy by Sir Lockhart December 22, 2008

Stanky Sarah Willy! 

The HOTTEST dance of Spring Break 2010. It consists of multiple thrusts and leg kicks straight up into the air, while jumping and screaming "DO THE STANKY SARAH WILLY!"
Hey big boy, what'cha doing tonight? Oh, you know...I'M DOIN' THE STANKY SARAH WILLY!

Will Shank 

When you miss a goal from directly infront of the goal. Or when you miss a open goal. Basically, you're shit at the game.
Will Shank by shankandwank November 2, 2019

wally stan 

an odd kid who really really likes wally west, but isn't to forthcoming about it. usually a nicer person- just kidding, an absolute nerd who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker, wally stans are the most advanced kind of nerds, and usually are the same cringy kids who treat andrew tate like the second coming of god...
Person 1: hey person 2, how are-

wally stan: I am the alpha wolf and you shall refer to me as such.
Person 1: yo what?
wally stan: how dare you disrespect my name? i will speedblitz you.
Person 1: yeah sure...
wally stan by the tender defender August 24, 2023

wally west stan 

someone who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker (or a cubby if there is a lack of lockers). This person tends to get absolutely zero girls despite calling themself the "alpha wolf", and uses the word "speedblitz" every second sentence when arguing with the normal nerds.
person 1: yeah I think link is a really good balanced main character, he's-
person 2: oh shut up person 3 is coming, he's a wally west stan.
person 3: wally solos his whole verse
persons 1 & 2: wtf bro
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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