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stank store 

a store ran by a military bastard that is expected to clean everything by himself as community service.
"I dont want to work at a stank store these people might be on drugs"
stank store by Avery Williams October 14, 2017
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1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store 

andandaanannat a supermarket... you control the guy or the women who runs the rurunurr... brings out the carts ononnonon on a forklift... WHAT HAPPENS?
Have you ever committed a 1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in real life.

score stalk 

when you repeatedly check someone's snapscore in a periodic time to check if it's been going up or down, to see if they are ignoring you. more advanced than using the snap map for snap stalking.
amelia: I think billy isn't into me
abby: why not?
amelia: I keep score stalk-ing him, and his snapscore keeps going up by two every few minutes, and he's not responding to mine
score stalk by ibu profen October 16, 2019

jersey shore stand 

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again
I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
jersey shore stand by LGAKHC May 27, 2010
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