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Stank Bank 

the place in your brain where you remember some of the best shits you've ever taken and recall them fondly. similar to the Spank Bank, but hopefully there's no crossover between these two in your brain.
"Brian?"

"Yes?"

"Ever taken an amazing poop that just was magical?"

"Let me dig into the Stank Bank - ahh yes, April 3rd of 1983, I dropped anchor for 30 straight minutes while I read The World According to Garp, and it was lovely."

"This is really inappropriate discussion for church, guys."
Stank Bank by Peven glugh April 30, 2021

stank blanket 

Another name for the Dutch oven or covered wagon. Pulling the covers over your partner's head and farting, trapping him/her with the stank.
He gave me the stank blanket last night!
stank blanket by t-bone99 May 20, 2016

Stank Bank 

The anus/rectum. Otherwise known as "asshole".
"Suzie let me put it in her stank bank last night!"

"Awesome!"
Stank Bank by bluescythe3 April 24, 2009

Stank Bank 

Making a withdrawl from the booty and then making a deposit in the vagina.
Her anus was too loose so I stank banked it back to the love box.
Stank Bank by MasterJRC January 19, 2008

Stank Bank 

You don't want to know. BUT. If you must... A stank bank is a place you go to store unwanted memories of molestation in your childhood.
"Dude that story sucks. You should go to the stank bank with that one!"

"I'm going to see a therapist now. She helped me move my shit to the stank bank."
Stank Bank by The Scrabble King November 10, 2018

Stank bank 

The mental collection of all the smells you've smelled in your life. Good or bad, they all go in to the stank bank
I know I recognize that smell, it's somewhere in my stank bank
Stank bank by Mrkibby April 21, 2024