stanentology 

In the non-aired episode of Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan wants to found a new religion based on bribery, in which he will call the bible "Brible".

I will bribe anyone who will fall for it with STANENTOLOGY!

stanentology by Jonathan Ventura "JJ" May 29, 2018

Steventology 

The religion of Apple users with Steve Jobs as their L. Ron Hubbard of the cult.

To accuse Apple of anything wrong is in direct violation of Steventology.

Steventology by Cursor_ September 13, 2007