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stand at 

To step or stand upright in an aggressive but somewhat understated manner in an effort to intimidate or weird out a selected stranger, usually in public.
Man in bar: You see that guy over here? he's totally standin' at me.
Man's friend: He wanna start somethin'?
Man: Fuck you! (pushes man who was standing at him).

I was in the subway yesterday and some creepy homeless man stood at me for like 20 minutes! I didn't know what he wanted

It looked like he was coming up to the bar to get a drink, but I knew he was just coming to stand at me.
stand at by zombiesmmm March 6, 2009
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Stand up at the sit down 

When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.
Wayne: All of the urinals were occupied so I had to do a stand up at the sit down.

lobster at a fruit stand 

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

dropping off the kids at the sand box 

when a cat takes a shit in there litter box

Stan Attractor 

Kim Taehyung (V), of South Korean group BTS, is also known by the name The Stan Attractor, for his ability to become noticed by media and new fans every time the band releases new material or performs. His stunning good looks and mesmerising stage presence has new fans eager to investigate what the group has to offer.
Stan Attractor, BTSV, has media talking about his latest look after his appearance at the Grammys.

Sand Attack 

The most annoying fucking attack in the game "Pokemon," when the user apparently kicks sand into your pokemon's fucking eyes, making it lose accuracy, and does it about 4 or 5 times in a row to make your Pokemon miss every damn attack afterwards and makes it fucking useless from then on.
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Etc. Etc.

Stan Attractor 

Kim Taehyung (V) has been known for years as the Stan Attractor. He often stands out for his extremely good looks, beautiful deep voice & strong stage presence. Non-fans often ask who he is when they first see BTS.
"I started following BTS when Taehyung caught my eye in the Dynamite MV. The way he came in with so much swag."
"You're not the only one. He is known as the Stan Attractor."
Stan Attractor by Bangtan2013 January 16, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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