stanca

beautiful gal, HAS A PERFECT NOSE, so funny, gorgeous smile, best person you will ever meet

‘omg do you see her? she is so stanca!!’

by ur mum:) April 29, 2022

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 6, 2017

Standard Andy

A Standard Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that's usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.

A Standard Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn't want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the police being called.

*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****

*****"You dick head, what a Standard Andy."*****

by Mandate2017 February 23, 2020

staniate

To secrete milk or any other object from one's breasts intentionally by solely applying internal pressure without any external stimulation
Staniation is only possible by women.

She staniated sticky orange juice all over my face!

by TFGOT January 31, 2021

Stanchester

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go

Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.

by Seward+Gaines❤️🤣 March 10, 2019

stanch

abbreviated form of 'substantial'; large, great; important; rad, fucking awesome..

Holy fuck! This burrito is fuckin' stanch!

by Herbert Von June 10, 2019

wide bathroom stance

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008