staggercize

Going for a walk after a few cocktails in order to burn calories.

I drank a bottle of wine, then went on a 2 hour staggercize.

by Dees Knutts February 3, 2019

Swaggerize

The act of adding swagger or swag.

Jimmy began to pimp walk in an attempt to swaggerize his daily stroll down the block.

by SpootSTL July 7, 2012

Swaggerized

Something that was once dull, useless, and slightly annoying but is now awesome in every sense of the word.

Dude 1: "Dude, you got a used Honda for your first car?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, isn't it awesome?"
Dude 1: "No, actually, it's pretty dull and slightly annoying."
Dude 2: "But I attached a jet engine to it."
Dude 1: "Woah dude, that's flippin' swaggerized!"

by IF1 June 23, 2009