stagefright

an embarassing disease afflicting males who are unable to urinate in public places, especially when there are others present.

johnny regularly pisses in cubicles because he has stagefright and can't face the urinals

by craigy. May 22, 2009

stage fright

Period of time that elapses when two males stand next to each other at a urinal to pee. This extended elapsed time before the piss comes out only occurs because of the presence of the stranger next to you and disappears when the muscles finally relax (or the other person leaves).

I stood at the urinal for 5 minutes because i had stage fright.

by BigWillyStyle August 24, 2004

Blumpkin Stage Fright

The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.

Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin

Tom - Sweet!!

Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me

Tom - Shit that sucks

Bob- You're telling me!!

by AlienIsGOD February 12, 2009

Stage Fright

The inability to use public bathroom stalls or urinals because of you feeling very uncomfortable or embarrassed

I hate going to the bathroom in public I always get stage fright

by LBJwitness23 June 4, 2009

toilet stage fright

When someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the "go"

P1 -"Someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"

by Jonah Takalau May 28, 2008

Stage Fright

Can be used in two terms

1. Happens when two males stand next to each other to urinate, usually they cannot. This is called stage fright

2. Happens usually on first time intercourse but can happen in other times of intercourse...
When the male wants to have intercourse with the female, but his penis does not.
Instead of staying/getting erect, his penis denies him the privilege.

Girl: want to have sex?

Boy: Errr Yeh!!

Boys penis: PENIS SAYS NOOOO

Boy: Your such a dick

Girl: Awww you've got Stage Fright!!

by imimortal March 20, 2009

stage fright

The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.

"Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005