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st andrews

a) pleasant seaside town
b) ghetto of the elderly
c) scotlands answer to florida
d) something to do with golf aswell...
guy1: well thats me ready for retirement...

guy2: TO ST ANDREWS
by werenotwhoresdammit July 6, 2008
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St Andrews

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St Andrews

An international school in Bangkok where druggies and kids who have been expelled from other schools go to, not all a bad school, just known to be worse than others with things like drug dogs coming in to sniff out all the potheads.
"I heard you moved to STA (st andrews) bro, careful smoking up in school there, they do bagchecks and shit."
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St Andrews

A town on the East coast of Scotland. Predominatly known for being the home of golf, in recent years the town has aquired an air of snobbishness. Housing-prices have risen to be 100's of % over the national average.

St Andrews is also home to St Leonards, the exclusive Scottish public-school
St Andrews is a nice but expensive town.
by Andrew XY January 14, 2008
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St Andrews University

The top university in Scotland and consistently in the top 5 in the United Kingdom.

The university itself is dominated by a public school, oxbridge-reject English population. Americans and Germans make up the largest minorities. Small groups of Scottish, Northern Irish, Canadians, Chinese, Indians and mainland Europeans are recognized. You can sum up each subject by the groups that dominate them.

For example, North Americans - International Relations, English - Classics, Chinese and Germans - Economics, all other Brits - Sciences

St Andrews is well known for being the third oldest university in the english speaking world, having the oldest debating team in the world, and even has the oldest student newspaper. With 600 years of quirky traditions (such as Raisin Weekend, Academic families, Pier Walks, and the famous red gowns), the most pubs per student than any other uni town, and a tight knit student body it is no wonder the university has the best student satisfaction rate in the entire UK, earning its title as the Bubble.

St andrews students usually become very successful. Inventing logarithms, being on 100$ American bills, and becoming the future King of the United Kingdom are only a few accomplishments of our alumnae. But no one would be surprised if a St Andrews student was found as a professional wine taster in a posh part of London.
"I hate yahs"
"Don't go to St Andrews University"

"I love Americans"
"Go to St Andrews University"
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St Andrews College

A school full of posh wankers except they're better than Blackrock.
See those kids from St Andrews College, lets not beat the shit out of them because they don't go to Blackrock.
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St Andrews Secondary School

A school located at the side of a hill in a peaceful neighbourhood, which was the saviour of our ah ma and ah pa when they kena flood long time ago.

Students: they are gay, horny and rowdy. They jokingly make racist and sexist insults at one another, and can be characterised base on the stream they take

High-end express: Materialistic studious students made up of mostly two-faced prefects who look down upon their NA/NT peers. Fights rarely occur here

Low-end express: They are like the high-end express students but they are just dumber and less studious. They very much hate on most of their subject teachers. However they form ties with the NA students but still hate their NT peers. Fights rarely occur here

NA: They are the ones who form connections with all streams and generally the most chillax stream out of the three. Most if not all of them has parental issues. Fights don’t really occur here

NT: Most looked down upon stream by even the teachers. They are quite relaxed and calm with their peers but stubborn and truant towards their teachers. Make up for atleast half the population during detention. Fights occur but is uncommon

“Up and On” really serves no meaning, sounds like just another phrase for ‘popping a boner
Teacher: DON’T TOUCH ME
Student: Eh you watch ur mouth lah
Teacher: YOU TOUCH ME
Student: EH, I’LL END UR LIFE RITE NEOW MAN

Said by an egotistical bitch from St Andrews Secondary School
by Kokslicker5009 November 7, 2022
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