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Squittle 

A mysterious creature, the squittle is a rare breed of sea lion. There may be only one in known existence. Squittle has been know to induce audible, "awwws" upon sight. The Squittle has no boundaries. Appearance of the rare bread is not limited the sea. The squittle may appear at anywhere at anytime, probably on Instagram.
Maria loves Squittle.
Andrew's day is brightened by the sight of Squittle.
Lyuk! A wild Squittle!
Squittle by CorpsDork April 28, 2014
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Squittle 

You see a squirrel eating skittles instead of peanuts
Squittle by John Pokiniewski May 9, 2005

squittle 

a wet fart, or the juice that creeps out of your butthole unexpectedly during a fart
My pants a wet because i let a squittle.
squittle by ashley phillips May 10, 2004

Squittle 

A happy pee.. sometimes a little, sometimes a lot. #squirtsquad
oh my god babe im gonna squittle!
Squittle by phatwithap April 13, 2025

Tilly Squittle 

A Tilly Squittle is just some name me and my friend Fries made up to name some paper worm.
Ayo, we got the Tilly Squittle!!
Tilly Squittle by Benis100 April 5, 2021

Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"
Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Squirtle On My Turtle 

To release your squirtle on MY turtle
Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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