Squirt off

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A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

Squirt off by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023

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Squirt Off

The girl's version of jacking off.

Fingering yourself,humping a pillow, using a vibrator, rubbing your clit are ways to Squirt Off.

Squirt Off by Snapbacks are hawt September 19, 2011

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Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!

Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.

Squirtle Squirt Off by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024

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Squirt one off

Squirting off a load, the completion point of masturbation

After watching a porno , Jon ducked into the bathroom to squirt one off.

Squirt one off by montyl January 21, 2010

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Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.

Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!

Squirt one off in my ass by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017

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Jack-off Squire

A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.

I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!

Jack-off Squire by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021

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squirtoff

Squirt off is a competition where two or more females have a competition against where they see who can squirt the most.

Abbey and Sherry had an dissagreement and they had a squirtoff to settle it!

squirtoff by Avocadomanarnold69 June 24, 2024

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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