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Squirt Box

A box of wine. That’s it. Drink up.
Please pass me the Squirt Box.
Squirt Box by @aminnys July 11, 2021

squirtox 

juices used to create babies(warlocks)
bitch swallow my squirtox or ill cut you.
squirtox by hudstonian January 14, 2010

squirtbortion 

When a women squirts so hard it aborts her fetus
"He fucked me so good last night I had a squirtbortion!"
squirtbortion by SquirtNation April 4, 2023

squirtboard 

A woman squirts while straddling her masturbating partner's face, which is covered with a towel, producing a sensation of drowning.
Donald has been acting fucking crazy since he got squirtboarded by that Moscow hooker.
squirtboard by IvoryJohnson December 9, 2018

Squirtbox 

A squirtbox is a cardboard box that is taped shut with a hole cut into it that one would use to masturbate into. This could have a picture of someone's face/genitals taped to it to add to the affect.
"Hey Jim, where's your squirtbox? I need to crank one out!"
Squirtbox by BrentarTheTiggy February 14, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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