squirmy wormy 

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.

My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.

squirmy wormy by helislapp November 28, 2022

Squirmy Wormy 

A baby or toddler that wiggles a lot. Mostly refering to a baby moving horizontally.

Look at this squirmy wormy hit his head on the side of the crib.

Squirmy Wormy by Shane’s Papa February 6, 2023

Squirmy Wormy 

An affectionate term for a man’s penis.

I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!

Squirmy Wormy by sailornova November 6, 2024

squirmy wormy worthog 

a troll like creature with a miserable inpolite and inpatient manner.
any response from this creature you get will always be negative unless
you are giving him food, ultimate team coins or cannabis.
this creature has a very small penis nicknamed maggie, hates christmas, gets stuck on the sofa and starts to mould into the fabric like a big fat sofa whore and is far to lazy to walk any distance so squirms along furthermore this creature only squirms along to get to food which it gobbles up like a warthog or to laugh at orphans.

alex: ahh look at squirmy wormy worthog
nick: haha isnt he hideous
josh: what a cruel individual he is
josh k: for fuck sake squirmy wormy worthog ate all my crisps and stole my ultimate team coins
squirmy wormy worthog: ah shut up, you dont understand, fuck you, give me food, haha an orphan unlucky

squirmy wormy worthog by oggy ostrich December 22, 2012

Squirmy worm 

The act of shoving your fist up the back of your friend's marching band uniform, but in more casual circumstances up a their shirt, and wiggling your fist around while it's up there and while your friend is struggling to get it out.

Oh dang, Payton just gave Kyle a squirmy worm.

Squirmy worm by MasterOfSquirmyWorm November 23, 2024

worm-squirm 

worm-squirm

Worm-squirm. n. The act in which two or more males insert their flacid penises into a woman's vagina and then wiggle them into erections; At this point the worm-squirm is over and a double/multiple penetration commences. Often the insertion is aided by a rod or other plunging-type device. (see also worm-squirming, worm-squirmed)

W. and his new friend wanted to make their friendship official and decided to worm-squirm the foreign exchange student in their German class.

worm-squirm by m55555555 July 1, 2011

squirmywormy420 

squirmywormy420 Means this ONE person is beautiful and elegant!

Me: squirmywormy420 is so pretty

Me: squirmywormy420 is awesome

squirmywormy420 by gnfscow July 10, 2021