When one is so overly flabbergasted, amazed, or bewildered that they must express it using this word. Usually used in tandem with kaluffled.
Person: im still amazed by it
Person 2: are you mayhaps kaluffled
Person: there is a slight chance that i have taken the role of becoming squibbitybobbled
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.