Definitions by familyguydork

purr for the yurr 

When a woman lets out a sexual purr after being creampied

"Oh yeah, I made her purr for the yurr last night"

purr for the yurr by familyguydork December 5, 2020

slorny 

sleepy + horny = slorny

"Wow, I was slorny last night"

slorny by familyguydork December 1, 2020

squirbit 

a squirrel and a rabbit's baby

"Aww, look at that squirbit!"

squirbit by familyguydork November 30, 2020

busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.

"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"

busted like a nut by familyguydork November 30, 2020

Ryan Howard 

Someone who is a fraud. Also, someone who falls in and out of love with Kelly Kapoor.

"Oh do you see that guy across the street"
"Yeah, he's just like Ryan Howard"
"The baseball player?"
"No, Ryan Howard from the Office."

Ryan Howard by familyguydork November 30, 2020