busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.

"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"

by familyguydork November 30, 2020

slorny

sleepy + horny = slorny

"Wow, I was slorny last night"

by familyguydork December 01, 2020

Ryan Howard

Someone who is a fraud. Also, someone who falls in and out of love with Kelly Kapoor.

"Oh do you see that guy across the street"
"Yeah, he's just like Ryan Howard"
"The baseball player?"
"No, Ryan Howard from the Office."

by familyguydork November 30, 2020

purr for the yurr

When a woman lets out a sexual purr after being creampied

"Oh yeah, I made her purr for the yurr last night"

by familyguydork December 05, 2020

squirbit

a squirrel and a rabbit's baby

"Aww, look at that squirbit!"

by familyguydork November 30, 2020