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Squidiot 

a) one who by ignorance, arrogance, or corruption, destroys a solid future for short term immediate gain. b) logistically impaired individual somehow in charge of operations c) a dangerously desperate spineless invertebrate whose survival is reliant on inky cloud of sneakiness/deceit and its own selfish predatory nature
That guy Mike is a real squidiot
Squidiot by SquidBurned March 26, 2018
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Squidiot 

"A dumb mother fucker that does not care nor give 2 shits for his life, so wears minimal to 0 gear, to possibly kill themselves on a motorcycle." - YummiR6
"Squidiots always feature in chromed out 'Busa's or Gsx-r's. A squid in general ( to the Motorcycle community is equivalent to riced out cars.) They are the basic beginner riders that always go for a Gixxer.. Don't Be a fucking Squidiot.." -YummiR6

Squidiot 

When a person is acting idiotic, and in a squid-like manner.
Boy 1: Dude, did you talk to Cassi yesterday?
Boy 2: Yeah man, she was acting like such a squidiot...
Squidiot by Squid I. Diot January 21, 2010

squidiot 

by definition by yummiR6: a dumb motherfucker that does not care two shits for his life so wears minimal to zero gear to possibly kill themselves on a motorcycle
did you see that squidiot fly by on that chromed out hayabusa/gixxer?
squidiot by YR6 April 21, 2014

Squidiot 

Those teammates in Splatoon that forget rainmaker checkpoints and just rush towards the goal before realizing you can't score more without getting the checkpoint and then die with the rainmaker in the enemy base, having scored basically nothing. Also commonly seen missing the basket in Clam Blitz, or just feeding their brains out. Whatever weapon they main, they don't know how to use it.
"This fucking squidiot got a 3/18 k/d, then picked up the rainmaker and fed with it in overtime"
Squidiot by Silvia.exe October 24, 2022

Squidiot 

A very bad player at splatoon

Portmanteau of squid an idiot
I splatted him like 1000 times yesterday. What a squidiot!
Squidiot by ErPhox05 March 10, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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