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squennish 

a mix between squash and tennis.
basically you have a tennis racket and ball but with squash courts.
lots of pain is involved in this game as the ball is too bouncy for such a small court.
protection for your genitals is strongly advised
person 1 "i played squennish yesterday"
Person 2 " really?"
person 1 "yeah, now i'm infertile"
person 2 "oh...."

*abrupt end to the conversation*
squennish by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009
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squeamish 

Term mostly used in the UK. When one is averse to overt displays of gore and blood, particularly of the kind displayed in violent/teen slasher films/medical dramas, or when subjected to them in real life (e.g. an accident, dissecting an organ in school) is likely to faint or be sick. Can also include dislike and strong desire to avoid images of violence or pain, such as injecting oneself.
I couldn't bear to see that horror movie....I'm far too squeamish!!
squeamish by Milflob May 19, 2006
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A softish hug given to special people for positive reasons.
He/She gave a squeezish to his/her friend.
Squeezish by Ja'zz May 20, 2008

squeenis 

A penis that is so similar in length and width, that it appears to be square.
John's squeenis could not go into Stacy's hole, because the square peg does not fit into the round hole.
squeenis by Never Let It Go September 25, 2005

Squeadish 

When a native from Sweden has a naturally squeaky voice
Look at him! He's squeadish!
Squeadish by Insanio February 2, 2015

Squeenish 

adjective - The art of being a cliche plot device whore. (See also: Squeenix)

adverb - Squeenishly
-Garland sent the 4 fiends to the present from 2000 years ago so that they could be defeated and he could gain there power in a Squeenish time loop.

-Cecil is a Dark Knight and Squeenishly becomes a Paladin. He's also, Squeenishly enough, from the moon and Golbez's brother.

-When she was defeated, Ultamecia used the last bit of her power to go back in time and pass on her powers to Edea, Squeenishly sealing her fate in the first place.

-Tidus was from a Squeenish dreamworld.
Squeenish by Bo the Destroyer December 10, 2004
1) A squirrel penis.
2) the small grey hairy anatomy of a male squirrel.
While walking down the street on a sunny day I felt a drop hit my head. I looked up at the tree and there was a squirrel shaking the last few drops of urine from its "squenis".
Squenis by Jismo4 July 23, 2013
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