You know when you really gotta use the bathroom but you don’t have a bathroom to go anywhere close so you just gotta hold it in? Yeah that’s squeezin the cheese. The actual act of holding in your bowel movement cause you have no other options

“Hey Tony… man… I have to blow a tube so bad but there is no where to go! I’m really squeezin the cheese right now!!! Help me out!”

Squeezin the cheese by Mr. Yeast September 3, 2023

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squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

squeezin' the tuna by LoveMussel January 16, 2009

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Squeezin Ass

A sex term used by women in the philadelphia area which literally translates to grabbing one by the asscheeks

Girl 1: what did you do last night?
Girl 2: i was out with Jake "squeezin ass"

Squeezin Ass by Urbanzo90 February 7, 2017

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squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

squeezin' the tuna by LuvMuscle March 26, 2009

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