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squeenix 

In April of 2003, two large figureheads in gaming, Squaresoft and Enix, merged to make Square Enix.

Instead of wearing yourself out with that useless and silly extra syllable, you can slam the words together at a high speed in order to condense them into the word \"Squeenix\", and by my extensive testing, people will know what you\'re talking about, unless they have no idea who you are, or don\'t play video games.
\"Dude! I\'m so tired of companys that think they\'re better because they have two names instead of one!\" \"Dude! That\'s like, 6 companys, get over it.\" \"Yea, but what about Square Enix? You hear their name ALL THE FREAKING TIME!\" \"Ok, fine, then call them Squeenix.\" \"I\'d usually hit you with something, but I enjoy the word Squeak, and don\'t get to use it enough, so for once, I\'d be happy to compensate.\" \"Good, now help me set fire to my FFX-2 disc.\"
squeenix by DragonicUser April 26, 2005
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Word used to describe the bastard company formed when Squaresoft merged with enix. Generally observed as a bad move on either company's part.
Can you believe the crappy games that Squenix is putting out?
squenix by Whearp February 3, 2004
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squeenis 

A penis that is so similar in length and width, that it appears to be square.
John's squeenis could not go into Stacy's hole, because the square peg does not fit into the round hole.
squeenis by Never Let It Go September 25, 2005

Squeenish 

adjective - The art of being a cliche plot device whore. (See also: Squeenix)

adverb - Squeenishly
-Garland sent the 4 fiends to the present from 2000 years ago so that they could be defeated and he could gain there power in a Squeenish time loop.

-Cecil is a Dark Knight and Squeenishly becomes a Paladin. He's also, Squeenishly enough, from the moon and Golbez's brother.

-When she was defeated, Ultamecia used the last bit of her power to go back in time and pass on her powers to Edea, Squeenishly sealing her fate in the first place.

-Tidus was from a Squeenish dreamworld.
Squeenish by Bo the Destroyer December 10, 2004
Something you phlegmate, especially when bored.
I'm so bored I could phlegmate my squeezix!
squeezix by commodorebeef May 2, 2005

squeenis 

"Bro, check out my squeenis right now."
squeenis by Reverend Revvy October 17, 2015

squeenis 

A small square penis that is small and square and is a penis
Damn dude! Nice squeenis! (says sarcasticly)
squeenis by DoofNugget October 17, 2015
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