Single giant sperm cell, the size of a worm or a small snake. It wriggles out of the penis in a painless ejaculation, after which it can easily be caught and disposed to prevent pregnancy.
Early 21st century portmanteau of "sperm" from Greek "sperma" (seed) and "worm" from Old English "wyrm" (legless, elongated invertebrate).
Early 21st century portmanteau of "sperm" from Greek "sperma" (seed) and "worm" from Old English "wyrm" (legless, elongated invertebrate).
"Man, I wish I could expel a spworm from my dick. It would feel really good!"
"I don't know why I worried about stretching, a spworm is still wet after all."
"Lucky guy, he has that single-shot spworm slugger."
"I don't know why I worried about stretching, a spworm is still wet after all."
"Lucky guy, he has that single-shot spworm slugger."
by anarcholinguist June 17, 2024
Get the spworm mug.Amalgamation of the words 'Spags' and 'Formal', originally meaning a simulated Formal Hall at 'La Spagettata', a popular Italian restaurant in Durham, UK, where the atmosphere and heavy drinking traditions of a Formal Hall, a formal University dinner, are practiced.
The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.
The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.
by BanStufHeelun November 8, 2009
Get the Spormal mug.1. The terrible, symptomless disease that afflicts individuals associated with the MUCK kayak club. It is thought to have evolved from the bacteria of a pair of camel-toed booties.
2. A spongy, porous, tarmacadam-like surface used on the floor of playgrounds to decrease injuries from falls. Also called sponcrete.
2. A spongy, porous, tarmacadam-like surface used on the floor of playgrounds to decrease injuries from falls. Also called sponcrete.
1. She's got a bad case of spormac, man, I'd get tested if I were you
2. We had a buckfast party down at the playground, got up to the top of the tower and took a wee fall, thank god for spormac
2. We had a buckfast party down at the playground, got up to the top of the tower and took a wee fall, thank god for spormac
by fran_muck March 14, 2007
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Get the Spyormf mug.A type of hilarious nuclear gummy worm that only movie theatres seem to sell. It is rumored that these gummy worms live in caves deep below the earth. They come in varieties of, 'electric sqworm' and 'nuclear sqworm' Truly these creatures are an amazement to the world.
by Retrobo January 22, 2019
Get the Sqworm mug.I was delighted to find "Bitches sitting on beef worm" in the subject bar of my most recent email, oh, happy day!! I have revieved sporm!!
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 9, 2005
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