spworm 

Single giant sperm cell, the size of a worm or a small snake. It wriggles out of the penis in a painless ejaculation, after which it can easily be caught and disposed to prevent pregnancy.

Early 21st century portmanteau of "sperm" from Greek "sperma" (seed) and "worm" from Old English "wyrm" (legless, elongated invertebrate).

"Man, I wish I could expel a spworm from my dick. It would feel really good!"
"I don't know why I worried about stretching, a spworm is still wet after all."
"Lucky guy, he has that single-shot spworm slugger."

spworm by anarcholinguist June 17, 2024

Spormal 

Amalgamation of the words 'Spags' and 'Formal', originally meaning a simulated Formal Hall at 'La Spagettata', a popular Italian restaurant in Durham, UK, where the atmosphere and heavy drinking traditions of a Formal Hall, a formal University dinner, are practiced.

The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.

"Did you get on Formal?"
"No, did you?"
"No.... Spormal?"
"Obv!"

Spormal by BanStufHeelun November 8, 2009

spormac 

1. The terrible, symptomless disease that afflicts individuals associated with the MUCK kayak club. It is thought to have evolved from the bacteria of a pair of camel-toed booties.

2. A spongy, porous, tarmacadam-like surface used on the floor of playgrounds to decrease injuries from falls. Also called sponcrete.

1. She's got a bad case of spormac, man, I'd get tested if I were you

2. We had a buckfast party down at the playground, got up to the top of the tower and took a wee fall, thank god for spormac

spormac by fran_muck March 14, 2007

Spyormf 

(Spee-your-mf)

A minor unknown deity floating around the internet

All hail Spyormf mighty are they.

Spyormf by Lizasuarus November 7, 2020

Sqworm 

A type of hilarious nuclear gummy worm that only movie theatres seem to sell. It is rumored that these gummy worms live in caves deep below the earth. They come in varieties of, 'electric sqworm' and 'nuclear sqworm' Truly these creatures are an amazement to the world.

Have you see sqworms? They are the coolest things!

Sqworm by Retrobo January 22, 2019

sporm 

Pornography in spam form, the only bona fide way to make junk mail fun

I was delighted to find "Bitches sitting on beef worm" in the subject bar of my most recent email, oh, happy day!! I have revieved sporm!!

sporm by ManOfTheDiaspora June 9, 2005

Spword 

Penetatrative cuddle

I’m so tired. Let’s just spword.

Spword by Spword October 23, 2018