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Spurtburger

A sandwich that gushes condiments in a sudden ejacution of Mayo upon face
Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?

Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Spurtburger by RandyBob June 12, 2019
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surburbia 

way too many people living in identical house five feet from each other. usually with 2.5 kids and a pet. this is basically the life style that you dont want but half the people in flordia end up this way.
i know the cops are chasing us but we are lost in surburbia
surburbia by show January 22, 2005

spurbrisbia 

A condition that afflicts bucking bulls after being spurred by a bull rider. Most bulls do not recover, thus ending their bucking career.
That bull is finished, he has spurbrisbia.
Rodeo contractors do not want bulls with spurbrisbia.
spurbrisbia by Mom Smith April 14, 2019

sperburnt 

When there sperm is burnt out that thing probably shoots powder!
When the sperm is at its. Lowest cause he been playing with it all day long!

Hes been around the block!
U can tell this dude is sperburnt out!!
When a chick isnt intersted in having sex with him!
(sperm) ( burnt) (used up) _
sperburnt by Dsexyleggs July 6, 2016

scurburder 

The utmost of excellence, the pinacle of exuberation, the creme de la creme of joyful expression.
"I was fucking my girlfriend's sister and busted a nut in her mouth. Then my girl came home, and she didn't even suspect a thing. Then I fucked her, too! Scurburder!"
scurburder by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

Surburban Slim

The slimming effect on a woman caused by being seen driving a large SUV. Due to the extreme size of the vehicle, it give the woman the appearance of being petite.
"I thought she was skinny, but when she got out of the SUV, it turned out that I got fooled by the 'Suburban Slim.'"
Surburban Slim by doctor_evil_69 February 28, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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