3 definitions by Hetroerectus

Spotless rinse

When you ejaculate on your own stomach and simply let the splooge dry

I gave myself the ol ' spotless rinse and fell asleep

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

Gurt

Splooge, mangravy, mangoo, dick-wid, ball batter, spunk, semen, jizz,

I was tearing the skin off it when my bro walked in the room , the gurt began to squirt when we locked eyes.

God made gurt, gurt don't hurt

Hurtin for a gurtin

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

Pooclaw

A feces covered and encrusted claw of any claw carrying individual

The cats pooclaw cause a nasty infection, wait till I get him with shit hook.

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022