sportfish

A person pursued romantically/sexually by another just for their amusement. Catch and release.

I'm nobody's sportfish. If you don't have time to get to know me, keep walking.

by L1227399 September 4, 2017

Sportist

A person that does sport which requires skill, physical prowess and a certain level of badass.

I run because I am a sportist.

by Tribesman2012 October 21, 2012

swordfish

A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine

"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.

by GtownMed2015 December 9, 2012

chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

stootfish

an unaware ugly girl that an attractive girl hangs out with to look better by comparison.

Yo, you see that hot blonde over there?

whoa, slow down poindexter, don't let her stootfish throw you. check her by herself and get back to me.

by Jack mellon farming Calloway March 3, 2005

swordfish

To recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.

"I got my girlfriend to give me a Swordfish."
"Woah, you are my god!"
"That's right."

by Chris Done July 5, 2006

Swordfishing

To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.

Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.

by Taytaybeanbag April 8, 2017