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Sportist
Sportist by Tribesman2012 October 21, 2012
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sportfish • sport fishing • sport fisherman • spornfish • Sports Fish • swordfish • Swordfishing • swordfished • sportcism • Sportisim
swordfish
A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine
"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.
swordfish by GtownMed2015 December 9, 2012
chocolate swordfish
When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.
Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
chocolate swordfish by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018
stootfish
Yo, you see that hot blonde over there?
whoa, slow down poindexter, don't let her stootfish throw you. check her by herself and get back to me.
whoa, slow down poindexter, don't let her stootfish throw you. check her by herself and get back to me.
stootfish by Jack mellon farming Calloway March 3, 2005
swordfish
To recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.
swordfish by Chris Done July 5, 2006
Swordfishing
Swordfishing by Taytaybeanbag April 8, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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